London— Shoppers at a local grocery store were left utterly stunned this week when Prince William, future King of England, was spotted serenading Princess Kate in the least royal of places—the frozen food aisle.

According to eyewitnesses, the royal couple appeared to be having a perfectly ordinary shopping trip until disaster struck: Kate reached for the wrong brand of peas. What happened next has been described as “a Shakespearean-level declaration of love—mixed with a hint of madness.”

The Scene of the Serenade

One shopper told reporters, “It was just a regular Tuesday night. Then suddenly, the Prince of Wales broke into a full-on lullaby, right there between the broccoli and fish fingers. I nearly dropped my basket of baked beans.”

William reportedly clutched a bag of frozen broccoli to his chest like a microphone, gazed into Kate’s eyes, and whispered the now-famous line:

“You’ve got me hooked on frozen broccoli.”

The stunned audience of bewildered shoppers applauded, while one child allegedly shouted, “Sing it again, Your Majesty!”

The Great Pea Debate

The royal disagreement began when Kate placed a store-brand bag of peas into their cart. William immediately objected, insisting on the royal-preferred “premium garden variety.”

Rather than sulk, the Prince took the opportunity to turn the frozen food aisle into his personal stage. He reportedly hummed a lullaby he once sang to Prince George, reworked into a romantic ode about vegetables.

Witness Reactions

Witnesses were both shocked and delighted:

• “I thought I was hallucinating,” said Margaret, 67, who was shopping for Yorkshire puddings. “The future King was practically serenading broccoli. My husband hasn’t sung to me in 40 years!”

• “Honestly, it was the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. If my boyfriend doesn’t start singing about frozen vegetables, I’m breaking up with him,” another shopper declared.

Palace Response

When asked for comment, palace officials declined to confirm or deny the event, issuing only a brief statement:
“The Prince and Princess of Wales support healthy eating.”

However, insiders reveal that Kate allegedly “laughed so hard she almost fell into the freezer section.”

Broccoli Sales Skyrocket

Since the story went viral, sales of frozen broccoli across the UK have reportedly surged. Supermarkets are considering launching a “Royal Romance Veggie Bundle” in honor of the couple’s iconic grocery store moment.

Marketing experts suggest that if William ever decides to step away from the throne, a career as the world’s first vegetable-themed love ballad singer may be waiting.

The Legacy of a Love Song

Royal historians are already speculating that this event will be remembered alongside the couple’s wedding and iconic balcony kiss. One historian wrote:
“Future generations may not recall treaties or state dinners, but they will certainly recall the time Prince William serenaded Princess Kate with frozen broccoli.”